1. السلام علیکم
    آئی ٹی استاد ڈاٹ کام وزٹ کرنے کا شکریہ۔ ہم آپکو خوش آمدید کہتے ہیں۔ فورم کے کسی بھی حصے کو استعمال میں لانے جیسے پوسٹنگ کرنے، کوئی تھریڈ دیکھنے یا لکھنے کسی بھی ممبر سے رابطہ کرنے کے لئے اور فورم کے دیگر آلات وغیرہ کا استعمال کرنے کے لئے آپکا رجسٹر ہونا ضروری ہے۔ رجسٹر ہونے کے لئے یہاں کلک کریں۔ رجسٹریشن حاصل کرنا بالکل آسان اور بالکل مفت ہے۔

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Discussion in 'Sms / MMS/EMS/Sms' started by -=shehzad4you=-, Mar 9, 2013.

  1. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
     
  2. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
     
  3. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
     
  4. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
     
  5. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
     
  6. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
     
  7. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    ☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
    ☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
     
  8. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    ☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
    ☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
    ☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
     
  9. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
     
  10. -=shehzad4you=-

    -=shehzad4you=- Superior Member

    • A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
    After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
     

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